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your actually really nice looking, why can’t i look as good as you and then you might like me back.

Aww wowzer, liesss hah, but thanks so much <3
It’s not all about looks - if you ever met me, I may not be as purdy as you think & probably end up being a bit of a dull person lol. Don’t doubt your looks though, you may not think you’re good looking (I don’t think I am!), but it’s not about what you think of yourself - it’s about what others see in you! :) x

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When I leave college I want to be as cool as you :) Any tips? xD

Aw thats so sweet! I’m really not that cool! Hah!
My best advice is ‘be yourself’, I’ve learnt over the years that there is no point trying to get on with people who you’re not compatible with because those kinds of friendships will never last. The coolest people are those who don’t need to try to be something they’re not, they’re the ones who are completely themselves & people can recognise that.

There was someone at college who within the space of 2 years went from being a ‘gangster’, to a ‘chav’, to an ‘emo’… I still don’t think they know who their real self is!

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Chris Moyles/Comedy Dave?

Oooh tough one. Chris Moyles on TV, but always Comedy Dave on the radio show - love his voice and he’s pretty quirky too haha!

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Have you ever fell in love?

I’ve not ever fallen in love nope :[ - hopefully won’t a ‘first love’ won’t be far away.

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Have you EVER ignored a formspring question? :-)

haha there is one I’ve ignored. I can’t remember what it is - it was recent though. if it was you, feel free to send it again and I *will* answer it! :]

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my sister told me earlier that whenever she’s down at work, she’ll look at the quotes on my Facebook and they make her chuckle! aww ^_^!

here’s a few corkers…

• [Rachel drops money when getting out of the taxi in Blackpool]
Rachel : “Argh! I’m hemorrhaging money!”

• [During a rare serious debate about ‘happiness’ in the Penny Black]
Tom: “Well, why would you be happy?”
Joe: “I think you’re happy by default.”
Laura: “Haha, DEFAULT!! You’re SUCH a COMPUTER Joe!”

• [Sophie on the phone ordering from The Peninnsula]
Sophie: “Ooh and can I have some chips? How long is that going to be?”
Eric the Chinese Man: “Mmm… we’ll have it to you by midnight.”
Sophie: “MIDNIGHT! ERIC, what you like! It’s only 8pm!”
Eric the Chinese Man: “Haha, only joking!”

• Joe: “I was talking to my friend Tom on MSN and he only realised when I told him last night, that I’m not actually an emo - and I just say I am sarcastically.”
[Expecting everyone to be surprised]
Tom K: “Huh? What do you mean? I thought you were emo!”
Joe: “Haha, really!!”
Fiona: “You are aren’t you?”

• [After hearing about free Chlamydia tests at the Union]
Joe: “Maybe I should get one of those tests done?”
Tom: “Why? Chlamydia isn’t airbourne Joe!”

• [Watching Tina Turner come on the Grammy’s]
Joe: “Wow!”
Tom: “Look at her shape!”
Jo: “Look at her body!”
Lizzy: “Look at those legs!”
[Tina starts to sing]
*silence and our faces drop*

• [Smoke alarms won’t stop going off in the house]
999 Operative [to Lizzy]: “Get everyone out of the house!”
Joe [runs up stairs, almost breaks neck]: “EVERYONE!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE - NOWWWWWW!!”
Tom: “Not without my Jack Wills pants!”

• [Watching Coleen’s Real Women]
Joe: “Can’t believe Denise Ching has got through!! I mean look at her!”
Sophie: “Aww but she’s having a great time!”
Joe: “I know, she’s thinking - CH-CHINGGGGG!!” [not even funny]
[Joe and Sophie crack up laughing!]

• Laura: “That’s a nice dress!”
Rachel: “Thank you, it’s not the right size - but I still live in it!”

• “Do you remember when you said, the first time you saw a vagina - you almost threw up?” (Katie reminding me of my naïvety)

• “Aww I bet you’re so excited there’s a storm! Invite [insert name here] round, and it’ll be your fantasy!” (Laura, trying to be funny!)

• “This song has like, really got soul!” (Vicky when Mika’s Happy Ending comes on in The Hancock)

• “I don’t have a laptop, you OXYMORON!” (Laura’s idea of an insult)